Broadcaster Adrian Chiles has shared a heart-wrenching and humorous account of a pivotal summer in 1984 – one that still sends shivers down his spine. At just 17, he was already grappling with the highs and lows of first love, a freshly acquired driving licence, and an ill-fated attempt to impress his girlfriend with his literary credentials.
Having passed his driving test, Chiles embarked on his first solo long drive to meet his girlfriend, who had cycled to the south coast after completing her A-levels. Inspired by his O-level studies of Thomas Hardy, he planned a romantic gesture in the heart of 'Hardy country', hoping to move beyond discussions of football and West Bromwich Albion.
The plan involved visiting the Hardy Monument atop Black Down. Chiles recalls feeling a deep connection to Hardy's characters, particularly Michael Henchard from 'The Mayor of Casterbridge', as he surveyed the Wessex landscape. But his romantic vision was short-lived – he soon realised his mistake: the monument actually honoured Vice-Admiral Sir Thomas Hardy, Captain of HMS Victory at the Battle of Trafalgar, not the celebrated novelist.
This comical yet deeply embarrassing moment marked a turning point in the day. Although his girlfriend seemed unfazed, Chiles knew the magic was lost. The day ended with them camping near Lytchett Minster, Dorset, where he sensed their relationship's imminent end.
By dawn, it was over – and Chiles had been left heartbroken. He chivalrously drove his ex-girlfriend and her bicycle back to the West Midlands. Upon returning home, he broke the news to his parents, sparking a lighthearted yet rather un-Hardy-esque exchange with his father about the exact location of their breakup.