Bristol's residents may be about to breathe a sigh of relief now that the 'grammar vigilante' has been unmasked by the BBC, putting an end to years of secret correction work. For over a decade, this dedicated individual has been covertly tweaking shop signs and street furniture across the city, making sure apostrophes are in their right place.
Despite his identity remaining undisclosed, it's clear that our grammar vigilante is a family man with a background in engineering – and a passion for precision. He began his mission back in 2003 by quietly correcting a council sign that read 'Mondays to Fridays' (who can blame him?). Since then, he's developed an impressive arsenal of tools, including the infamous 'apostrophiser', a long-handled device for adding or covering up punctuation marks on high-up signs. He also uses a stepladder to avoid damaging shop windows and carries a set square and scalpel for pin-point accuracy.
His handiwork can be seen across Bristol, from the nail salon that now proudly displays 'Amy's Nails' to the motor business with its corrected sign reading 'Cambridge Motors'. When asked about his actions, our grammar vigilante is firm in his defence – arguing that applying sticky-back plastic to correct grammatical errors is a minor transgression compared to the offence caused by those errant apostrophes. His story will be further explored on BBC Radio 4.
It's hard not to admire this individual's dedication to his cause and the creative solutions he's come up with over the years. As the city's residents might say, 'fair play' to him for taking matters into his own hands – even if it means breaking a few rules along the way!