Get ready to batten down the hatches and prepare for a cinematic experience that's equal parts gruesome and glorious – 'Thirst' is an unapologetic horror romp that's dripping in 80s-style gore and serving up genital dismemberment on a platter. This Icelandic production is not for the faint of heart, but if you're in the mood for something delightfully trashy and over-the-top, then strap yourself in for a wild ride.
From the off, 'Thirst' announces its intentions with a series of increasingly graphic scenes that set the tone for what's to come. Our anti-hero, Hjörtur, is a 1,000-year-old vampire with a penchant for luring men into his clutches and then – well, let's just say he has some very particular tastes when it comes to 'snacks'. The film's opening scenes are a masterclass in creating tension, combining jump scares with deliberate excess that will leave even the most seasoned horror fans gasping.
The acting may not be up to Oscar-winning standards, but Hjörtur Sævar Steinason brings a level of charisma and charm to his portrayal of the ancient vampire that's hard to resist. His Hjörtur is a weary nihilist with a penchant for spiritual angst – think of him as a vampire version of a world-weary rockstar. But it's not just Hjörtur who's worth watching; the supporting cast is equally entertaining, from Hulda (Hulda Lind Kristinsdóttir) to Jens (Jens Jensson), each one adding their own brand of eccentricity to this wonderfully bizarre tale.
As 'Thirst' hurtles towards its conclusion, you can't help but feel that the film is more interested in shocking and delighting than providing any deeper meaning or metaphor. And why not? Sometimes a midnight movie just needs to be about the moment – and if that means indulging in some gratuitous gore, then so be it! The result may lack a bit of 'bite' beyond its visual shock value, but scenes like Hjörtur's... unusual take on eating a hotdog will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure.